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The Seattle Times Issue 1
The Seattle Times
Cougar Mountain Resort Destroyed By Explosion
The explosion that reverberated through Renton last night was discovered to be the demise of the Cougar Mountain Resort Hotel. This ancient building, long rumoured to be owned by the Nightwing Yakuza Clan, was destroyed in a fireball that lit up the night sky for miles around. DocWagon on the scene have reported minimal fatalities and casualties, numbering eight dead and twelve with serious injuries. Several of the dead have been left almost unrecognisable due to the horrific extent of the fire damage to their bodies, and most of the wounded have at least 40% burns on their bodies.
Authorities have attempted to contact the manager of the hotel, Kenichi Harada, but it is thought he was in his office in the hotel at the time of its destruction. If this is true, then he will eventually be discovered by Lone Star DNA cross sequencing with the DocWagon register. Detective Jones from Lone Star stated that there is a suspicion of foul play, although the hotel looks like it was the victim of a gas build up that eventually caught light with disastrous results. He would like to question a number of individuals seen in the area the night before the explosion, most notably the passengers from a van which was seen parked a short distance away. The inhabitants of the van are described as being ‘Ex-Military’ types with camouflaged clothing and intense training. They are to be considered ‘Armed and Dangerous’ and should only be approached with caution. Lone Star has authorised a 10,000Y reward for information leading to an arrest in this case.
Snow White To Wake Up The Big Apple
Famed Seattlite Rocker ‘Snow White’ whose fusion of Electropunk and 20th Century Country Music shot her to stardom only a few short months ago, is to play the Amphitheatre of the Arts on Manhattan Island in New York. She attributes her success to her unique sound, which she says is achieved by running classic acoustic instruments through a sound digitiser and processing the results instantly with her proprietary audio editing suite software.
Fans of Snow White and her backing band the Seven Dwarves liken her music to the exulted cries of cybernetic angels, while detractors claim it is just like every other piece of digitally processed rubbish since the Pre-Awakening “Autotune” craze.
Dedication Of Caring Hands Shelter Given Green Light
A new homeless refuge which can cater for over six hundred people has been authorised by Seattle Governor Marilyn Shultz after a major signature campaign by an Elven organisation, led by Penny Twofroyo. A ground-breaking ceremony is planned for late August, and will see the site of a destroyed paper factory in Redmond rebuilt as a custom built Caring Hands shelter. Caring Hands itself is a sub division of the worldwide religious organisation known as the Universal Brotherhood, which oversees various projects and missions to underdeveloped parts of the world, spreading love and understanding.